Rollicky Rhymes

[p. 44]

Hapsy dar doodle

If you're feeling light and gay
with your sweetheart in the hay
toss her in the air and say:
Hapsy dar doodle, hoy, hupser kay.

If some stinkard in the street
drives his car across your feet
heave the swine into the vleet
with a hapsy dar doodle, hoy, hippo creet.

If some size yes limer dares
to call upon you unawares
kick the flapdroll down the stairs
with a hapsy dar doodle, hoy, dromedares.